Forum : Any Jokes ? Or Anything u Find FunnY !

Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.

Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha. Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff FREE !! 

Itz gud aap ne nahi sunay ! main b jo 1st time sunoon wuhi post krta hoon , but u kno jinho ne ye pehlay kabi sunay hongay wu gaaliaan he detay hongay ! heheh ! cuz mujhay koi piurana joke sunaya tou main uski Mother Sister kr doon !

Dear Banta !

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I wont be able to send the address as the last person who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Santa, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

lol  I agree with pressheart [anu]. I love the jokes..keep them going. 

Santa and Banta were watching the 11:00 news. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump to kill himself. The channel cuts for a commercial break. 
Santa: I bet you Rs. 200 hes going to jump. 
Banta: OK. Im on! 
The news is back after the break. And the man jumps from the ledge. 
Banta: OK Heres my Rs 200. 
Santa: No, that was too easy. I cant take it. 
Banta: I insist. I lost. 
Santa: I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the 6:00 news and knew he jumped. So it wasnt really fair. I wont take the money. 
Banta: Thats OK! I know. I saw the same newscast. But I didnt think he would be stupid enough to jump twice! 

Santa: I have swallowed a key. 
Doctor: When? 
Santa: 3 months back! 

Doctor: What were you doing till now? 

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too 

Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night. Before it happens, do you see any dreams? the doctor said.

Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's pee. OK, the doctor said. Next time you see the demon, say, No, we've already peed. 

Next time Banta came to the doctor, the latter asked, So? Did you do as I said? 

Yes, I did. 
Did it help? 

No, doctor. Only, it made the matter worse. 
How? 

As I said 'We've already peed,' the demon nodded and said, 'Then, let's shit a little.

hahahaha ! `lets shitt a little ` rofllll !
Nice jokes rupali !