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5:33 am
14 November, 2008
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BaBa901
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3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster? Tell her not 2 tell any1 
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5:36 am
14 November, 2008
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BaBa901
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Teacher : Billi k itnay saray bachay kion hotay hain?
Student : Miss agar aap bhi kapray uttaar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay !! 
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9:19 am
14 November, 2008
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rupali1989
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BaBa901 said:
Teacher : Billi k itnay saray bachay kion hotay hain?
Student : Miss agar aap bhi kapray uttaar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay !!
LOL
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9:20 am
14 November, 2008
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rupali1989
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BaBa901 said:
Nurse: Santa ji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Santa: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
this thread is awesome.
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6:10 am
15 November, 2008
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BaBa901
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thnx rupali nd pressheart nd guru jee, itz only ur comments for which i`ve kept deez threadz alive ..
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6:14 am
15 November, 2008
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BaBa901
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MALikaaaaaa SHiaraaaaavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat !!!
(i wrote a lil piece ov dis shairi on guru jee`z old wall, if ur not intersted in his jokes d poetryy starts at 2.01)
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6:18 am
15 November, 2008
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BaBa901
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Boy: Tumhary saath kia masla hai?
har wakt pregnant rehti ho ??
Jab bhi tumhain text krta hoon, tumhari `delivery report` aa jati hai !!
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6:22 am
15 November, 2008
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BaBa901
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Teacher: Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey: Nahi piyenge
Teacher: Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey: Nahi karenge
Teacher: Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: Nahi kasenge
Teacher: Apni countrry par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey: Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai !
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6:26 am
15 November, 2008
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BaBa901
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Teacher: There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well,my sister is 16 yrs old aur wu aadhi PAGAL hai !!
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